Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars inquired how she was doing with it. “Oh,” said Ole, “I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet.” “How come?” asked Lars. “Vell,” Ole answered, “because vith a clarinet, she can’t sing.” see also   Music  Section Laughter Management Muffler Hanger Cadillac Bike Instant Karma Green Picnic Table Father Sayings for Father's Day Veet Hair Removal 'Must Have' Power Drill Long Ride Down Tennessee Family Tea Lights Lifting Heavy Objects Groj Sale Hilarious Misprints Bathroom Putting Practice Parking Gate Coatless Cat

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