A pharmacist walks into a drugstore to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall. He asks the clerk, “What’s with the guy over there by the wall?”
The clerk responds, “He came in here this morning to get something for his
cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of
laxative.”
The wide-eyed pharmacist shouts, “You
Moroff! You
can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!”
The clerk calmly responds, “Of course you can. Look at him – he’s afraid to
cough!”
see also
Medical Section
 Bike Hanger |
 It's A Boy! |
 Tombs Of The Prophets |
 BoreRing Person |
 Birth Control Kit |
 Shopping Cart Shelves |
 Crooked Pub |
 Virgin Budget Airlines |
 Lottery Chances |
 Note Flasher |
 No Shorts |
 Holy Day Inn |
 Detroit Discovery |
 Merry Go Motorbike |
 Angry Birds |
 Stuffed Owl |
 Mud Pie |
Voted #1 Humor Site
