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A Florida Power Light crew putting in lines for an addition to
the Orlando International Airport found the following in a
culvert they were using...
Florida Worker Safety - Crocodiles and Alligators

and the Rattlesnake roundup totaled 87...
Florida Worker Safety - Snakes

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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Fear is a tyrant and a despot, more terrible than the rack, more potent than the snake. - Edgar Wallace

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The wise man in the storm prays God, not for safety from danger, but for deliverance from fear. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fear can't hurt you. When it washes over you, give it no power. it's a snake with no venom. - Maureen Johnson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. - Steve Irvin

I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. - Steve Irwin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

One can choose to go back toward safety or forward toward growth. Growth must be chosen again and again; fear must be overcome again and again. - Abraham Maslow


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