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Emergency assistance for a soon-to-be-sick hunter

A couple of Newfie hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing - his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out a cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is silence, then a gun shot is heard.

The guy’s voice comes back on the line.

He says, “Okay, now what?”


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21-Jul-2018