A couple of Newfie hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing - his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out a cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is silence, then a gun shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “Okay, now what?” see also  Hunting  &  Newfie  Sections Islanders Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? Newfie Lawn Rolls Newfie Moose Hunters Newfie Speak Newfie Swimming Pool Newfie Term Survey Newfoundland Is For The Birds   Goliath Hawg Water Walkers - Part I Snail Time Jews: The Revenge UNinvolved When Not To Stop Too Fast Manitoba Thunderstorm Reaching The Ocean Chipotie Burger Spotter Dog Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles E Come Quietly Please Surf-In Lunch Snack Piranha on Steroids Car Moochanic

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