A couple of Newfie hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing - his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out a cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is silence, then a gun shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line.
He says, “Okay, now what?”
see also Hunting & Newfie Sections
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