A couple of Newfie hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing - his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out a cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is silence, then a gun shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “Okay, now what?” see also  Hunting  &  Newfie  Sections Islanders Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? Newfie Lawn Rolls Newfie Moose Hunters Newfie Speak Newfie Swimming Pool Newfie Term Survey Newfoundland Is For The Birds   Bieber Escape Safety Last Motorcyclists IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener X-Factor Sudoku Puzzles F Fetch Stick Corvette Suspension Cat Woman and Rat Man Slept On The Tire Itchy Nose Redneck Estate Sale Feetloaf Puppy Wheels Extension of Life Redneck Porch World's Ugliest Dog

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