A couple of Newfie hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing - his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out a cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is silence, then a gun shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “Okay, now what?” see also  Hunting  &  Newfie  Sections Islanders Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? Newfie Lawn Rolls Newfie Moose Hunters Newfie Speak Newfie Swimming Pool Newfie Term Survey Newfoundland Is For The Birds   BrickManship Fire Distinguisher Escapism Skywalking Wine Karaoke An Apple A Day Horn Blower Grass Walker Leave My Drink Alone Lineup For Dinner Ruined Bacon Do Nothing Day Maxi Boot Sorbet United Procrastinators Tower of Pisa Restorer

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