Olympic-Style Fashion
After many years of marriage, a wife tells her husband that she wants to make
love like an Olympic athlete.
Her husband is exhilarated and excited by this news.
He says, “Do you mean long and steady like a marathon runner?”
“No,” she says.
“Do you mean explosive and exciting like a 100-metre sprinter?”
“No,” says his wife again.
“Do you mean graceful and beautiful like a woman gymnast?”
“No, that's not what I mean.”
“Then darling, what do you mean when you say you want to make love like an
Olympic athlete?”
“Once every four years,” says his wife.