Osama in Paradise
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise.
He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled
angrily,
“How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!”
Then Patrick Henry
punched Osama in the nose and James Madison kicked him in the groin.
Bin Laden
was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas
Jefferson and 66 other early Americans.
As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden groaned,
“This is
not what I was promised!”
The angel replied,
“I told
you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you! What did you think I said?”