Little Johnny's Powder Room
Little Johnny and Little Suzy were playing one day in the sand box, when all of
a sudden Little Johnny had to pee. Too embarrassed to say he had to pee in front
of Little Suzy, he tried to think of what his mother would do in this situation.
Thinking he was quite clever he looked up and told Suzy,
“I have to go powder my
nose,” and off he went to relieve himself.
Upon returning, Little Suzy asked him if everything went okay powdering his
nose. He said everything was fine.
“Well,” she said, with a funny look on her
face,
“you
better close your compact, because your lipstick is sticking out.”