Bubba bought a dozen eggs at the nearby Safeway last week, but none of the eggs hatched for him. So he wrote a letter to the editor of the Wisconsin Poultry Journal. It read, “How long should a hen remain on the eggs?” The editor replied, “Three weeks for chickens and four weeks for ducks.” Three weeks passed and the editor received a second letter from Bubba. “Thank you very much for your kind advice. The hen remained on the eggs for three weeks, and there were no chickens hatched, and I did not want ducks, so I took the hen off the nest and sold the eggs.” see also   Redneck  Section I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender

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