Golfer’s Russian Ball
A golfer was having a bad day when it came to putting. Every putt seemed to stop
one or two rolls from the cup. “What the heck am I doing wrong?” cried the
golfer out loud.
“It’s simple,” said his caddie. “You’re playing American rules with a Russian
ball.”
“What’s a Russian ball?” asked the golfer.
“A Russian ball is one that always needs another revolution.”