Scotsman’s “What’s It Worth” Retrieval
Jon, a Scotsman, upon finishing his business in the outhouse, was pulling up his
pants when a quarter slipped from his pocket, bounced once on the lid, and fell
into the hole.
Peering ruefully into the hole, Jon muttered to himself,
“For a quarter, Nae.”
Upon which, he reluctantly withdrew another quarter from his pocket, let it fall
into the hole to join the first, and remarked as he descended,
“But for
50 cents, AYE!”