Why Spouses Stay Together
ASTRONOMER:
“We don't make little novas into Big Bangs.”
ATHLETE:
“It takes
110%, but no pain, no gain.”
CARPENTER:
“A good
foundation is important.”
CHIROPRACTOR:
“We
straighten out the kinks before they become painful stains.”
DENTIST:
“A nice
smile, first thing in the morning and last thing at night.”
ELECTRICIAN:
“There's
always some sparkling and arcing, but we keep our hot side grounded.”
FIREFIGHTER:
“We don't
let hot spots become five-alarms.”
GOVERNMENT CONTRACTOR:
“A good
partner is worth billions.”
INNKEEPER:
“Warm
accommodations, pleasant atmosphere, privacy.”
LAWYER:
“We
sustain each other.”
MAIL CARRIER:
“Daily
communication.”
PHARMACIST:
“Love is
the best medicine, and we keep a child-proof cap on our tempers.”
PRINTER:
“We
duplicate our fine points on a good bond.”
TEACHER:
“Still
learning about each other.”
TRUCKER:
“It's a
long, hard road without a good buddy.”