University of Georgia Entrance Exam

Football Player Version

1. What language is spoken in France? ____________________

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pamela Anderson. ____________________

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (Circle the correct answer)
(a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic (check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 Meters? __________________

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? ____________________

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) ____________________

8. What are people in America’s far north called? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners

9. Spell - Bush, Carter and Clinton?
____________ ____________ ____________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Macy’s (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) yes (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for? ____________________

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? ____________________

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? ____________________

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have? ____________________

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? ____________________

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

You get hit the hardest when trying to run or hide from a problem. Like the defense on a football field, putting all focus on evading only one defender is asking to be blindsided. - Criss Jami

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

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