1. What language is spoken in France? ____________________ 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pamela Anderson. ____________________ 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (Circle the correct answer) (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the Pope? (Circle the correct answer) (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic (check only one) 5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 Meters? __________________ 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? ____________________ 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) ____________________ 8. What are people in America's far north called? (Circle the correct answer) (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners 9. Spell - Bush, Carter and Clinton? ____________ ____________ ____________ 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. 11. Where does rain come from? (Circle the correct answer) (a) Macy's (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (Circle the correct answer) (a) yes (b) no 13. What are coat hangers used for? ____________________ 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? ____________________ 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. ____________________ 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? ____________________ 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? (Circle the correct answer) (a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have? ____________________ 19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? ____________________ 20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? (Circle the correct answer) (a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting see also   College  &  Redneck  Sections I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender

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