Prayer To Lesson The Wind
Two guys were standing inside a building of a local theme park. They were
looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day. The area's custodian, the
one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman and she was
having a rough time trying to not be blown away.
When she asked her manager what she should do, he replied:
“You have a warm down
jacket don't you? Put rocks in all the pockets!”
Then a minister, who was standing nearby, suggested she say a little prayer to
ask the Lord to lessen the wind.
The park clown then suggested she could kill two birds with one stone by using
the prayer she said each night...
“you
know, the one that goes: 'Now I weigh me down to sweep.'
”