Do You Drive A Cataract?

Optometrist-required translation


A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”

The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”


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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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20-Apr-2019