Do You Drive A Cataract?

Optometrist-required translation


A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”

The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”


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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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20-Nov-2017