Do You Drive A Cataract?

Optometrist-required translation


A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”

The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”


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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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15-Oct-2018