Do You Drive A Cataract?

Optometrist-required translation


A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”

The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”


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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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