Twisted Building (Pre-Earthquaked)

Never worry about an earthquake with this building design



Twisted Building pre-Earthquake Design

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. - Mae West

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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