Twisted Building (Pre-Earthquaked)

Never worry about an earthquake with this building design



Twisted Building pre-Earthquake Design

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. - Mae West

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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