Redneck Dog House

Redneck’s home for old dogs, young dogs & several stupid dogs



Redneck Dog House

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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15-Sep-2019