Redneck Dog House

Redneck’s home for old dogs, young dogs & several stupid dogs



Redneck Dog House

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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20-Jul-2019