Dog Obedience Training

Placing the goal in front of the peddle



Dog Obedience Training - placing a cat before a dog

Alternative version of placing the cart before the horse

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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