Give up? Click here for the answer There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation.  Gerald Chertavian The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks.  Peter Barris I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you.  Malaika A. Khan see also Puzzle Section 
