Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes!
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LESSON ONE
What you 1 from me?
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
“1 day I go
2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
LESSON TWO
• Ah Tink Yu Fa Ni!: “You have a good sense of humour!”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne:
“I
bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei:
“I
got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat:
“Have
you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai:
“A stupid or
dubm
person”
• Dung On Mai Shu:
“I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He:
“An
unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der:
“An
ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting:
“When
is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum:
“They
have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung:
“Which one of you fertilised
the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding:
“Are you harbouring
a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun:
“A
former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao:
“I'd like to talk to you
ASAP”
• Lao Ze:
“Not
very good”
• Lao Ze Sho:
“Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh:
“Keep
out of sight”
• Lei Tsho:
“Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching:
“An
illegal execution”
• Ming Toy:
“Plaything
belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding:
“One
small step for man”
• Ne Ahn:
“A
lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding:
“Your
price is too high”
• Noh Pah King:
“Tow-away
zone”
• Noh Tsmo King:
“Cigarettes
are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding:
“Keep
out of the pond”
• Shai Gai:
“A
bashful person”
• Shu Man Go:
“Your body odour
is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi:
“A
premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni:
“A
small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba:
“Serving
drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung:
“A
person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah:
“Cleaning
the family car”
• Wai Go Nao:
“Do
you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim:
“Who
turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon:
“A
man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao:
“I
thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching:
“I
thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting:
“There
is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song:
“You
know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?:
“Did
you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan:
“Your
vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim:
“You
aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu:
“Your body odour
is offensive”