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Use your best Chinese accent when translating English to Chinese


LESSON  ONE

What you 1 from me?

[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with....]

“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”

LESSON  TWO

• Ah Tink Yu Fa Ni!:   “You have a good sense of humour!”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne:  “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei:  “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat:  “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai:   “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu:   “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He:   “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der:   “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting:   “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum:   “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung:   “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding:   “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun:   “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao:   “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze:   “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho:   “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh:   “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho:   “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching:   “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy:   “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding:   “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn:   “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding:   “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King:   “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King:   “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding:   “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai:   “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go:   “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong:   “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi:   “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni:   “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba:   “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung:   “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah:   “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao:   “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim:   “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon:   “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao:   “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching:   “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting:   “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song:   “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?:   “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan:   “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim:   “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu:   “Your body odour is offensive”


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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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17-Oct-2017