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LESSON  ONE
What you 1 from me?

[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with....]

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
 

LESSON  TWO

• Ah Tink Yu Fa Ni!:   “You have a good sense of humour!”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne:
   “I bumped into the coffee table
• Ai No Pei:
   “I got this for free
• Chin Tu Fat:
   “Have you considered a face lift?
• Dum Gai:
   “A stupid or dubm person
• Dung On Mai Shu:
   “I stepped in shog dit
• Fat He:
   “An unattractive person
• Gun Pao Der:
   “An ancient Chinese invention
• Hao Long Wei Ting:
   “When is the bus due?
• Hia Dei Kum:
   “They have arrived
• Hu Flung Dung:
   “Which one of you fertilised the field?
• Hu Yu Hai Ding:
   “Are you harbouring a fugitive?
• Jan Ne Ka Sun:
   “A former late night talk show host
• Kum Hia Nao:
   “I'd like to talk to you ASAP
• Lao Ze:
   “Not very good
• Lao Ze Sho:
   “Obnoxious Fiance
• Lei Ying Loh:
   “Keep out of sight
• Lei Tsho:
   “Midnight television programme
• Lin Ching:
   “An illegal execution
• Ming Toy:
   “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor
• Moon Lan Ding:
   “One small step for man
• Ne Ahn:
   “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
• No Bai Nut Ding:
   “Your price is too high
• Noh Pah King:
   “Tow-away zone
• Noh Tsmo King:
   “Cigarettes are hazardous to health
• Noh Wei Ding:
   “Keep out of the pond
• Shai Gai:
   “A bashful person
• Shu Man Go:
   “Your body odour is offensive

• Sum Ting Wong:   “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi:
   “A premature infant
• Tai Ni Po Ni:
   “A small horse
• Ten Ding Ba:
   “Serving drinks to people
• Wan Bum Lung:
   “A person with TB
• Wah Shing Kah:
   “Cleaning the family car
• Wai Go Nao:
   “Do you really have to leave?
• Wai So Dim:
   “Who turned off the light?
• Wai Tu Soon:
   “A man ahead of his time
• Wai Yu Kum Nao:
   “I thought the meeting was next week
• Wai Yu Mun Ching:
   “I thought you were on a diet?
• Wai Yu Shao Ting:
   “There is no reason to raise your voice
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song:
   “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?
• Wai Yu So Tan?:
   “Did you go to the beach?
• Yu Mai Te Tan:
   “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you
• Yu So Dim:
   “You aren't very bright
• Yu Stin Ki Pu:
   “Your body odour is offensive


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