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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. Goldie Hawn

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. Jennifer Whenifer

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. Mary Hirsch

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Janette Barber

I try to take one day at a time - but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Whenifer

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine the Great

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. Lucille Ball

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher

Inside every older lady is a younger lady - wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt

Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes

The phrase: “working mother” is redundant. Jane Sellman

The two most beautiful words in the English language are cheque enclosed. Dorothy Parker

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba Mcentire

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! Kathy Buckley

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler


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