A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle.
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
I try to take one day at a time - but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine the Great
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
Inside every older lady is a younger lady - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. Unknown
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
The phrase: “working mother” is redundant. Jane Sellman
The two most beautiful words in the English language are cheque enclosed.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart. Caryn Leschen
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba Mcentire
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler
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