Nuns @ a Baseball Game
a Habit For Them

Sitting behind a couple of Nuns at a baseball game (whose habits partially blocked the view), three men decided to badger the Nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah - there are only 100 Nuns living there.”

The second guy spoke up and said, “I want to go to Montana - there are only 50 Nuns living there.”

The third guy said, “I want to go to Idaho - there are only 25 Nuns living there.”

One of the Nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, relaxing voice said, “Why don’t you go to Hell… there aren’t any Nuns there.”


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