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Slang Terms for those who need Alabama Kleenex
Food for thought - from Albany Beef to Texas Turkey

Alabama Kleenex – Toilet paper.

Albany beef – Sturgeon. The fish was so plentiful in the Hudson River during the 19th Century that it got this nickname.

Arizona nightingale – A burro.

Arizona paint job – No paint at all.

Arkansas fire extinguisher – A chamber pot.

Arkansas wedding cake – Cornbread.

Boston strawberries – Baked beans.

Bronx cheer – Sound made by sticking out one’s tongue and blowing to express disapproval.

California banknote – A cowhide.

California collar – Hangman’s noose.

Cape Cod turkey – Codfish.

Chicago violin – A Thompson submachine gun.

Cincinnati oysters – Pickled pigs’ feet.

Colorado Kool-Aid – Coors beer.

Full Cleveland – A ‘70s-style leisure outfit: loud pants and shirt, white belt, whit loafers.

Kansas sheep dip – Whiskey.

Kentucky breakfast – Steak and bourbon (and a dog to eat the steak).

Michigan bankroll – A big wad of small-denomination bills with a large bill on the outside.

Mississippi marbles – Dice (for craps).

Missouri featherbed – A straw mattress.

Missouri hummingbird – A mule.

Oklahoma rain – A sandstorm.

Tennessee toothpick – A raccoon bone.

Texas turkey – An armadillo.

Tucson bed – Sleeping on the ground without cover.

Vermont charity – Sympathy, but little else.

West Virginia coleslaw – Chewing tobacco.


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