Thai Bikers: Whoever Falls First Loses

Driver training in Thailand



Thailand family unsafely riding on a motorbike scooter

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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