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Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness
When you’ve only got a few months to live, take this Doc’s advice…

 

A fellow went for a checkup to his family physician. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave the man the bad news, I'm sorry, but you only have 6 months to live.”

Obviously the man was shocked. He replied, "Please Doc, give me some advice!”

Well,” the doctor said, here is what I would do. First off, I would move to Arkansas. Then I would buy a hog farm. Finally, I would marry a 350 lb. woman.”

Looking perplexed, the man replied
Doc, how in the world will that help?”

The doctor answered,
Well, I don't know how much it will help your illness, but it will be the longest 6 months of your life!”