A man arrived home from Church one day sporting two black eyes. His wife asked what happened and he explained that he had noticed a woman standing in front of him with a portion of her dress wedged between the cheeks of her buttocks.

“I thought I would do the right thing and pull it out,” he said. “That's when she slugged me.”

“I can understand that”, said his wife, “but what about the other eye?”

“Well,” he said, “I figured she didn't want it out so I tucked it back in again.”