Cold Canada Winter

Signs that it might be getting cold in Canada



Canada Goose weargin a touque hat - Cold Canadian Winter

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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