Cold Canada Winter

Signs that it might be getting cold in Canada



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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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