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How Blonde Was She?
She was Soooooooo Blonde that...

* At the bottom of an application where it says, “Sign here” she wrote, “Sagittarius.”

* She had a shirt that said, “TGIF,” which she thought stood for “This Goes In Front.”

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, “Concentrate.”

* She studied for a blood test.

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.”

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* Under “Education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics.”

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport Left” - she turned around and went home.


Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.


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17-Feb-2019