Lost Dog

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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