My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
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