Detroit, Michigan 4-Feb-2006 [JP]:   On the eve of Super Bowl XL, the NFL announced today that for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league.

They've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, therefore saving jobs.

They will be known as the TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string.