Taste of Olympic Success
Something smell funny in Torino?
Unless you are the
lead sled dog, the scenery never changes...
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“I
know you were giving it your all, Butt!”
Robert Gibson
“And
we have a disqualification for illegal use of gas propulsion.”
Darwin McKee
“Okay,
no more kimchee the night before a race!”
“...
the things I do for my country...”
“After
this, if they don't approve my visa and US citizenship... *@$!!!*”
“I'm
heterosexual... I'm heterosexual... I'm heterosexual...”
“If
she makes those 'vroom, vroom' noises on the next lap, it'll be my skate up her
___!”
Kirk
Lowry
“No,
no - don't YOU push - I will...”
David Bailey
“Whoa,
that Pasta Fazioli - too much garlic!”
Kathy Williams

“Suddenly,
skater number 106, realized that wasn't the smell of victory ahead...”
Kenneth C. Bowlan
“If
you knew Sushi like I know Sushi, Oh, Oh, Eeeuuwh!”
Irvin Kauffman
“When
we win by a nose, why does it always have to be mine?”
Idske Mulder
“Come
on, I know #107 is in there somewhere!”
Bruce Gilbert
“Take
a note from NASCAR, bump drafting is dangerous!”
Jack Porcenaluk
“You
had to let it off now!”
Braden Evans
“No
wonder #107 couldn't stand back up!”
“Oh
geez, and with 13 laps to go!”
“Now
I know why we're the only 2 out here!”
“OK,
that right there, that's just not right!”
“Think
of my happy place, think of my happy place!”
“It's
bad enough without her grunting sounds!”
William Riley
“Ya
butt I can still see!”
Mike Maguire
“Wait,
I think you have something there - I'll get it for you...”
Nadine Taha
“107,
107, 107 - please respond!”
Terry Mossip
“Doesn't
smell like roses... more like winner butt.”
Linda Newman
“Are
you sure this zit is slowing you down?”
Andy Ussery
“That
reminds me, I need to get some kippers for hubby's breakfast.”
Andy Cowlan
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