joe-ks.com

Cold Hearted Women @ The Pearly Gates
Comparing cold stories in heaven

[Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died...]

1st woman: “I froze to death.”

2nd woman: “How horrible.”

1st woman: “It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?”

2nd woman: “I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the room watching TV.”

1st woman: “So what happened?”

2nd woman: “I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked every where, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.”

1st woman: “Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer, we’d both be alive...”


see also   Heaven  Section

 

Zipper Scar Tattoo

You Guys Make Me Sick

Chu Your Food Well

Hebrew Sudoku Puzzles C

Star Wars Episode VIII

Baby Face

Acupuncture Face

Joyous Lawyers

Baby Juggling

Law of Emotion

I Don't Have Mushroom

World Peas

Wicked Stawm

Knot Art

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Texas Peace Sign

No Wheeler

Enough Snow?

Maybe We Should Play Inside Today

X-Factor Sudoku Puzzles F
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

18-Jan-2018