Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Never shed a tear for someone who isn't there to wipe them away. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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28-Jul-2017