Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Italian Alps – on their way to the Torino Olympic Games - were an American guy, a Canadian guy, a little old Italian lady, and a well-endowed young blonde girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old Italian lady thinks, “The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.”

The blonde girl thinks, “That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed me and fondled the old lady - and she slapped his cheek.”

The American thinks, “The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed, and he got me instead.”

The Canadian thinks, “I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.”