Relative Facelift
Skin graft to preserve family harmony…
A married couple was in a terrible accident
where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they
couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife
offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have
to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no
one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also
honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives
just went on and on about his youthful beauty.
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her
sacrifice. He said,
“Dear, I
just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay
you?”
“My
darling,” she replied,
“I get
all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”