Borderline Stupidity

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Borderline Stupidity

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. - Oscar Wilde

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