A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...

A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

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