A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump


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13-Dec-2018