A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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24-Jun-2019