A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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20-Jun-2018