A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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21-Oct-2019