A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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17-Jan-2018