A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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21-Aug-2019