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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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24-Feb-2018