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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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25-Sep-2018