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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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