Firm Grip Glass

Get a grip on it, will ya!





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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Sometimes the best way to hold onto something is to let it go. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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