Ladies Room Buttons
Pushing the wrong button can be hazardous to your plumbing...
In a
Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's
restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
“Sir,” she said,
“You may use
the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed 'WW'. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like
this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the
warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his
bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR
button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was
staring down at him.
“What
happened?” he
exclaimed.
“The last
thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.”
“The button
ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.”
... MEN NEVER LISTEN