What happens when you fall in love with an artist?
You get the brush.
What happens when you fall in love with a chauffeur?
You get taken for a ride.
What happens when you fall in love with a chef?
You get buttered up.
What happens when you fall in love with a clockmaker?
He two-times you.
What happens when you fall in love with an elevator?
He lets you down.
What happens when you fall in love with a jogger?
You get the run-around.
What happens when you fall in love with a pastry cook?
She desserts you.
What happens when you fall in love with a shoe salesman?
He walks all over you.
What happens when you fall in love with a telephone operator?
She gives you a phone-e line.
What happens when you fall in love with a trash man?
He dumps you.
What happens when you fall in love with a trench digger?
You get ditched.
What happens when you fall in love with an underwear salesman?
You get the slip.
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