My Valentine

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All my wife wanted for Valentine’s Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine’s Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My son really has the spirit of Valentine’s Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That’s just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

She was nice to him on Valentine’s Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Valentine’s Day - a nice holiday because it’s the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Valentine’s Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Valentine’s Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! - Jay Leno

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