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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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19-Sep-2017