Soured Love

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Soured Love - strawberry and lemon provide pucker power on Valentine's Day

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Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Never harbor grudges; they sour your stomach and do no harm to anyone else. - Robertson Davies

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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