Soured Love

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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