Stick Humour

Where would you stick a tattoo?



Stick Humour - getting a tattoo

Stick Humour - put on weight

Stick Humour - words will never hurt you

Stick Humour - How Do I Look

Stick Humour - nice shoes

Stick Humour -

Stick Humour - take a raincoat

Stick Humour - pregnant stick - when are you due

Stick Humour - pull yourself together

Stick Humour - OCD body parts

Stick Humour - long face

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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Modern Stick Family
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24-Sep-2017