Stick Humour

Where would you stick a tattoo?



Stick Humour - getting a tattoo

Stick Humour - put on weight

Stick Humour - words will never hurt you

Stick Humour - How Do I Look

Stick Humour - nice shoes

Stick Humour -

Stick Humour - take a raincoat

Stick Humour - pregnant stick - when are you due

Stick Humour - pull yourself together

Stick Humour - OCD body parts

Stick Humour - long face

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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Modern Stick Family
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24-May-2018