Stick Humour

Where would you stick a tattoo?



Stick Humour - getting a tattoo

Stick Humour - put on weight

Stick Humour - words will never hurt you

Stick Humour - How Do I Look

Stick Humour - nice shoes

Stick Humour -

Stick Humour - take a raincoat

Stick Humour - pregnant stick - when are you due

Stick Humour - pull yourself together

Stick Humour - OCD body parts

Stick Humour - long face

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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I’ve Got Your Back
Modern Stick Family
Open Position
Redneck Stick Family
Stick Family Meal
Stop, You’re Under A Rest!
The Ass Family
Under A Tack

 

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28-Jul-2017