Stick Humour

Where would you stick a tattoo?



Stick Humour - getting a tattoo

Stick Humour - put on weight

Stick Humour - words will never hurt you

Stick Humour - How Do I Look

Stick Humour - nice shoes

Stick Humour -

Stick Humour - take a raincoat

Stick Humour - pregnant stick - when are you due

Stick Humour - pull yourself together

Stick Humour - OCD body parts

Stick Humour - long face

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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21-Nov-2017