Stick Humour

Where would you stick a tattoo?



Stick Humour - getting a tattoo

Stick Humour - put on weight

Stick Humour - words will never hurt you

Stick Humour - How Do I Look

Stick Humour - nice shoes

Stick Humour -

Stick Humour - take a raincoat

Stick Humour - pregnant stick - when are you due

Stick Humour - pull yourself together

Stick Humour - OCD body parts

Stick Humour - long face

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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16-Jan-2018