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Tractor Teamwork - marriage on the farm

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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19-Sep-2017