Don't Mess With The Amish
Tips on pond drinking for Muslims...
An Amish farmer walking through his
field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: “Trink
das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”
Which means: “Don't
drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.”
The man shouts back: “I'm
a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!”
The Amish man says: “Use
two hands, you'll get more.”