An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.” The man shouts back, “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!” The Amish man says, “Use two hands, you’ll get more.” see also   Cow,  Farm  &  Mennonite   Sections Newfie Speak

Voted #1 Humor Site 27-May-2012