Half House For Sale

House Flipper Special

Toronto’s Smallest House is Up for Sale



If you live alone or with an extremely small dog, and you don't have much stuff,
this house, located near the intersection of Dufferin Street and Rogers Road is believed
to be Toronto's smallest house.
Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house that sits
on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long
and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres).
Asking price is $179,900. Listed features:
a. Completely Re-Done Top-To-Bottom, Front-To-Back     b. Tumbled stone entrance walk
c. Renovated Bath     d. Renovated kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and
new stacked washer/dryer
e. Bedroom with Murphy bed + Built-Ins - doubles as den     f. Walk-out to fenced patio
g. 100-amp electrical service     h. 2 satellite dishes and receiver     i. Window A/C Available

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23-Apr-2018