Half House For Sale

House Flipper Special

Toronto’s Smallest House is Up for Sale



If you live alone or with an extremely small dog, and you don't have much stuff,
this house, located near the intersection of Dufferin Street and Rogers Road is believed
to be Toronto's smallest house.
Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house that sits
on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long
and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres).
Asking price is $179,900. Listed features:
a. Completely Re-Done Top-To-Bottom, Front-To-Back     b. Tumbled stone entrance walk
c. Renovated Bath     d. Renovated kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and
new stacked washer/dryer
e. Bedroom with Murphy bed + Built-Ins - doubles as den     f. Walk-out to fenced patio
g. 100-amp electrical service     h. 2 satellite dishes and receiver     i. Window A/C Available

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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20-Jan-2018