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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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12-Nov-2019