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A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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18-Sep-2019