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A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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Sudoku Sampler B

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Leaning Straight

Burqa Ban

Steak Sale

Same Mistake Twice

Redneck Flu Shot

Coveted Car

A Balanced Diet

Rainbow Road

Equal Rights Church

British League of Pessimists

Bacon Munchies

Poutine Pizza

Daily Trivia E

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10-Dec-2017