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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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25-Sep-2018