Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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26-Jun-2019