Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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21-Apr-2019