Q: Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Why should you send your sweetheart a valentine on Valentine’s Day?
A: Because you always heart the one you love.
Q: What did the man who loves his car do on February 14th?
A: He gave it a Valen-shine.
Q: What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.
Q: What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?
A: “You mean a great dill to me!”
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Ughs and kisses.
Q: What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses.
Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: “You are bee-autiful - will you bee mine?”
Q: What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: “I love bee-ing with you!”
Q: What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
A: “You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!”
Q: What did the pork chop say to the steak on Valentine’s Day?
A: “Nice to meat you!”
Q: What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: “My heart beats for you!”
Q: What did the girl lightbulb to the boy lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: “You de-light me - I love you watts and watts!”
Q: What did the boy lightbulb to the girl lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: “Watts you see is watts you get!”
Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
A: “Owl be yours.”
Q: What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
A: “Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!”
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: “I love ewe!”
Q: What did the cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
A: “You’re purrfect for me!”
Q: What did the boy bird sing to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
A: “Let me call you tweetheart...”
Q: How did the Vampire call his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
A: “Be my Ghoul-friend!”
Q: What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine’s Day?
A: “Whale you be mine?”
Q: Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: They’re very scent-imental.
Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
A: “I love you beary much!”
Q: Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
A: She didn’t suit his taste.
Q: What did the little boy bat say to his Valentine?
A: “I love hanging around with you.”
Q: Why did the boy jump up and down on his Valentine card?
A: He was told to stamp letters.
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny.
see also
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